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- Love may not be blind--maybe there are just times when you can't bear to look.
- Puppy love is the dog prelude to a dog's life.
- When I kiss a girl, I do it the hard way--no lips.
- Love is the game that's never postponed because of darkness.
- I knew it was puppy love because her nose was always cold and damp.
- See those birds in the tree? Know what they're thinking of? Worms.
- If I ever win the girl of my dreams, what will I do with my wife?
- It was a case of love at first sight. She first I saw him in his BMW convertible.
- Love at first sight is possible, but it always pays to take a second look.
- The cure for love at first sight is second sight.
- I was alone with my girlfriend when the light went out. Of course, I called the electric company.
- Love is the feeling that makes a woman make a man make a fool of himself.
- Love is blind. That's why I use the touch system.
- Funny how a lady will scream at the sight of a mouse, but thinks nothing of getting into a car with a wolf.
- I showed her love and affection, I took her to a driven-in movie and let her peek into the other cars.
- Love is the wine of life, marriage is the morning after.
- Love is beautiful thing. Too bad people have to get married and spoil it.
- I don't know much about love. I'm an incubator baby.
- Cupid makes so many bad shots because he's aiming at the heart and looking at the legs.
- The things a man says when drunk liquor are never as foolish as those he says when intoxicated with love.
- All's fair in love and war and they are alike in other ways.
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